Seen so many movies and irl couples where a woman has an "eeeee I love these clothes!" moment that other women would bond with her over but the men with them feel obligated to go "ugh 🙄"

Anyway love it in the Barbie movie when Barbie is having this moment and Ken's all smiles: "yeah I love fringe!" and shimmies to show it off and have fun with her!

[Cis men, I know Patriarchy teaches you that this is the Wrong Way To Be A Man, but I'm telling you now that it's the Right Way to bond with women when they do this!!]

Just a reminder: Fran has always been pro-union

Apparently most people didn’t know this but this is relevant because Fran Drescher, who played Fran Fine on the Nanny, is currently the president of the SAG-AFTRA union, which is going on strike.

an important addition

creacher

ok I'm standing up

me when i'm the real slim shady

you cant post shit on this web site

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

i love how none of you are normal

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

starting a collection

hey that's the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video

Did you just know this

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror